Improvised Moose Call Using a Coffee Can
Quick Answer
- Grab an empty coffee can.
- Find a sturdy stick or dowel.
- Punch a small hole near the rim.
- Thread a string or cord through the hole.
- Tie the string to the stick.
- Shake it like you mean it.
Who This Is For
- Anyone who needs to sound like a moose, in a pinch.
- Campers who like to be prepared for anything.
- Folks who appreciate a good DIY solution.
What to Check First
Coffee Can Condition
Make sure the can is completely empty. No stray grounds or leftover coffee smell. You want a clean vessel for your moose impersonation.
Stick/Dowel Availability
Find a stick that’s roughly the diameter of your thumb and about 8-10 inches long. It needs to be strong enough to withstand some shaking. A stray branch works fine.
String or Cord
You’ll need something to connect the stick to the can. Twine, paracord, or even a sturdy shoelace will do. Just make sure it’s long enough to hold comfortably.
Step-by-Step: Improvised Moose Call Workflow
1. Empty the Can: Make sure your coffee can is totally empty. Any residue will just be messy.
- Good looks like: A clean, dry can.
- Common mistake: Forgetting to wash it out. This can attract unwanted critters or just smell weird.
2. Punch a Hole: Carefully punch a small hole near the rim of the can. A nail and hammer or a sharp awl works.
- Good looks like: A neat, small hole, not a giant tear.
- Common mistake: Making the hole too big, which can weaken the can.
3. Prepare the Stick: Find a stick about 8-10 inches long. It should be sturdy.
- Good looks like: A solid piece of wood, no rot or cracks.
- Common mistake: Using a flimsy stick that might snap.
4. Thread the String: Push one end of your string or cord through the hole in the can.
- Good looks like: The string easily passing through.
- Common mistake: The string being too thick for the hole.
5. Tie to Stick: Tie the end of the string securely to the middle of your stick. Make a good knot.
- Good looks like: A strong, tight knot that won’t slip.
- Common mistake: A loose knot that will unravel.
6. Check the Length: Ensure the string is long enough to hold the stick comfortably while the can hangs down.
- Good looks like: You can hold the stick and the can swings freely.
- Common mistake: String too short, making it awkward to use.
7. Practice the Shake: Gently shake the can. You’re aiming for a rattling, clanking sound.
- Good looks like: A metallic rattle.
- Common mistake: Shaking too hard initially and potentially damaging the can.
8. Add More Rattle: If needed, add a few small pebbles or dried beans inside the can before sealing it (if you can seal it securely).
- Good looks like: A more varied, deeper rattle.
- Common mistake: Adding too much, making it too heavy or too loud.
9. The Moose Maneuver: Hold the stick and swing the can in a circular motion. Vary the speed.
- Good looks like: A rhythmic, somewhat chaotic clanging.
- Common mistake: Just a dull thud. You need that metal-on-metal action.
10. Listen and Adjust: Listen to the sound. Does it sound vaguely like a large, unhappy animal? Adjust your shaking technique.
- Good looks like: A sound that might fool a curious moose.
- Common mistake: Making a sound that’s too consistent or too much like a wind chime.
Common Mistakes (and What Happens If You Ignore Them)
| Mistake | What it Causes | Fix |
|---|---|---|
| Using a plastic container | Muffled, unconvincing sound | Use a metal coffee can. |
| Hole too large, tearing the can | Can breaks, call fails | Punch a small, neat hole. |
| Stick is too thin or brittle | Stick snaps, call becomes unusable | Use a sturdy, thumb-thick stick. |
| String is too short | Awkward to hold, less effective motion | Ensure string allows comfortable swinging. |
| Knot on stick comes undone | Can detaches, call fails | Tie a strong, secure knot. |
| Not emptying the can completely | Unpleasant smell, attracts bugs | Wash and dry the can thoroughly. |
| Shaking too gently | Sound is too weak, not animalistic | Vary speed and motion for a more aggressive rattle. |
| Adding too many internal items | Sound becomes too heavy or distorted | Start with a few, add more if needed, but don’t overdo it. |
| Not practicing the technique | Ineffective sound, sounds like a dropped pot | Experiment with different swinging motions and speeds. |
| Using a can with a sharp edge | Risk of cuts, call is unsafe | Check for sharp edges and smooth them down if possible. |
Decision Rules
- If the can makes a dull thud, then you need to ensure there’s metal-on-metal contact by shaking it more vigorously.
- If the stick feels wobbly, then reinforce the knot or use a stronger stick.
- If the string is too short, then find a longer piece of cordage.
- If the hole is tearing the can, then you’ve made it too big and might need a new can.
- If the sound is too high-pitched, then try adding a few small pebbles inside the can.
- If the can sounds too muffled, then make sure there are no obstructions inside.
- If the can feels too heavy to swing, then the stick might be too small or the can is too full.
- If the string breaks, then use a stronger material like paracord.
- If the can has sharp edges, then carefully file them down or choose a different can to avoid injury.
- If you can’t get a good rattle, then try a different type of coffee can (e.g., a wider one might produce a different sound).
FAQ
Q: Will this actually attract a moose?
A: It’s designed to mimic sounds moose might respond to, like other moose or disturbances. Success depends on the moose’s mood and your technique.
Q: What kind of coffee can is best?
A: A standard metal coffee can works well. Larger or smaller cans will produce different sounds. Avoid plastic.
Q: How loud does it need to be?
A: Loud enough to carry, but not so loud it sounds completely unnatural. Experiment to find a good balance.
Q: Can I use something other than a stick?
A: A sturdy dowel or even a thick, smooth piece of metal could work, but a stick is generally easiest to find in the wild.
Q: What if I don’t have a nail to punch a hole?
A: A sharp knife, an awl, or even a sturdy, pointed rock can work in a pinch, but be careful.
Q: How do I make it sound like a cow or a deer instead?
A: This call is specifically for moose. Different animals require different sounds and methods.
Q: Should I practice this at home?
A: Absolutely. Your neighbors might think you’re nuts, but it’s better to get the technique down before you need it.
Q: What if the can rusts?
A: A little surface rust won’t hurt the sound. If it gets too bad, you might need a new can.
What This Page Does NOT Cover (And Where to Go Next)
- Advanced moose calling techniques using bellows or specialized equipment.
- Ethical considerations for wildlife interaction and calling.
- Identifying different moose vocalizations and their meanings.
- How to use a moose call in conjunction with other hunting or wildlife observation strategies.
